One of the most amusing, frustrating, embarrassing, offensive, and witty parts of philly.com are the responses left by fellow readers. Between Eagles games and flash mob attacks, there's enough political slogans, racist screeds, and off-beat comments for any town, let alone the fifth largest city in the U.S. The almost unique experience of Tuesday's earthquake elicited emotional responses in the street, and that Philly flavor came to the website almost as soon as the story broke there. Here are some of the best/worst/stupidest/funniest - no editing, just copy and pasted for your pleasure!
First time I've ever felt one. Damn near shat myself.
I got up screaming and run into metal pipe. I'm ok though, just my nose is squished.
I felt it and thought it was my cat clawing my bed.
I thought My bed had turned into a motel bed.
Felt it in my pants!
Was making love to my woman...she said she felt the earth move...I said be quiet and get busy.
that was me, making love to the ladies
I felt it while taking a dump. At first I thought it was the big beef and bean burrito I had for lunch!!!
The end is near! Y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your husband!
IS THERE GOING TO BE A TSUNAMI? I FELT IT OUT HERE IN WILDWOOD!
All these years of expecting California to fall into the ocean...maybe it will be Jersey? Would make the commute to the beach much nicer.
Gov Christie tripped and fell, but he's ok.
I heard Gov Christie fell off his bed
That was no earthquake, just Ackerman slamming her big bag of cash on the desk of a local bank.
Did someone already say that the earthquake was actually Arlene Ackerman leaving the city?
Why all the fuss? After all, Philadelphia is the Quaker City.
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